No one reads this shit anyway but, hey. I'm Jaden (if you haven't noticed). I'm 18 and from Bumfuckhickville, Minnesota. I am a makeup enthusiast. I love dogs and if you have one I will ask to pet it. I enjoy a good conversation now and again so message me if you want to chat I suppose.

No I'm not going to give you my Kik or Snapchat, so don't bother asking.

And just because I snog/marry you, it doesn't mean I want to bone you. It simply means I find you attractive or I think you're a good ass looking person.