*pops out from behind da curtain onto da stage* ELO DER LADS *takes a bow* yer i am da main event so keep ya peepers str8 on me yer ? rude coks U EA ME!!!!?? ok

so gary busey is ma hubby i aint lyin ea but i jst had 2 prove it to u so yer HE IS ! he has a massive winky dinky in his yfronts n he aint afraid 2 use it *IS SPOOKED AT DA THOT OF IT* ZOINKS!!!!!!!!

BELCH

@blowjob = see dis gal rite ea she needs 2 get her armpits washed ASAP coz dey reekin werse dan michael jaksons rotten ARSECRAK!!! weneva she parps da werld falls off its axis n den we all die so yer dat 100% truth *parp*