Literally! i'm not being metaphorical,,,,
I've been thinking about my image, on the world stage, and i think what i lack is a celebrity endorsement, you know a visit from dennis rodman type, perhaps someone could get beckham to bring the Galaxy over for a game against my best 11? i suppose. A pop-star? if the dictator of turkmenistar can get J-Lo to sign him happy birthday then who's to say i can't get my fading of yesteryear.
i'll see how much kanye is going for, do you follow him on twitter? it's gold, i would love to shoot the breeze with that young man.
i was told that many people give up on reading my quotes, if your one of those monkeys you were half way there. just one to go. not that i want to put ideas in your head. well no more putting it off i suppose, if you read this comment"Deadpan? Dipshit? Doorknob?" what ever just don't be a naught little shit. no disrespect intended.

Are you guys ready to hear some of my nasty riffs?

■ "I'm a Martial Arts Master! Well, I've been practicing for three days which is pretty much forever to me."
■ "My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."
■ "I'm not trying to be a sexy stud, its just the way I express myself when I move around!"
■ "In war it does not matter who is right. But who is left"
■ "I've seen the future, and you're not in it!"
■ "I used to think the brain was the most important organ, then I thought, 'Look whats telling me that!'"
■ "We live in the moment, that's our only purpose! Except you. I'm not sure you even have a real purpose."
■"Marriage is like a bar of soap: It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it."
■"You know what's funny? Nothing"
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